im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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