When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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