I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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