I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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