He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
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