god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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