It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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