I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
this is an emotional support booty call
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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