apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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