I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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