i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i think i scared a bird with my dick
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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