Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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