So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
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A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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