yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
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Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize