Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
4 words: hood of his car
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
my being single is dangerous.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
