At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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