Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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