I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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