I like my sex mixed with concussions.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Did I show you my penis last night?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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