Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
The power of my boobs compel you
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