my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Someone shattered a urinal.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
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