so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
