I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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