I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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