Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
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