i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is wine microwaveable?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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