id be glad to
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
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