I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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