do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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