What a fucking waste of an outfit
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Randomize
