I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.