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I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.

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(978): I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night. http://tfl.nu/sljh

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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?

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(201): so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA? http://tfl.nu/qz9z

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I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze

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(303): I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze http://tfl.nu/sp88

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I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.

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(504): I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this. http://tfl.nu/j9b2

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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy

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(214): dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy http://tfl.nu/o6xr

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Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.

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(320): Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year. http://tfl.nu/8zt2

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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.

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(443): she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help. http://tfl.nu/37hn

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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done

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(307): Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done http://tfl.nu/wa0d

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She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.

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All she wanted was a cigarette

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(919): She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop. (919): All she wanted was a cigarette http://tfl.nu/ei15

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Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.

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(914): Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played. http://tfl.nu/0gxi

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By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.

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(585): By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some. http://tfl.nu/uaz4

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They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA

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(413): They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA http://tfl.nu/xggi

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I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...

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(540): I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff... http://tfl.nu/wq37

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You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey

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(845): You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey http://tfl.nu/3j62

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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.

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(509): He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him. http://tfl.nu/5ca1

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