thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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