I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
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You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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