all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans