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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  my vagina has a 5:00 shadow

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  I met the friendliest cop last night

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.

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• (510): View more from California

  i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.

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