I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
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why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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