Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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