Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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