some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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