I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
you win again, gameday.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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