is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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