Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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