sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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