Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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