if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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