SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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