I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
