Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Randomize
