what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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