I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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