just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i wish my penis had a tongue
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
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