I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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