I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
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I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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