so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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