They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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