There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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