That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
